Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher
Nobody likes to be the butt of a joke...except that guy above you.
Drop your best punches and personals or take some practice jabs at the expense of random strangers.
Guidelines:
-10 lines minimum, no max
I'm the first punching bag, hit me with your best shot.
Re: Diss the bitch above you
fuk your punches disses
when i be hiting up your Misses
hide me in the unfolding creases
smoothen soothen up blow kisses
do it in a click
get of my dick;
consept retorical
senceless exept metaphorical
shity up to fity up lifter
whity sole shifter
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^ ha, face it, your rhymes are basic and merely lack aggression,
lack validity, force, weapons, fuck it, i'ma get my smith and weston,
rhyming 'click' with 'dick', yeah i see where this punch is going...
keep your hobbies private bitch, i can tell your face is glowing,
after you get out the bath, take your towel and just go throw't in,
(and whatever's under there, if there's anything, don't go groping)
if you can call yourself mr sick, when i've finished laughing, ill murder thee,
verbally spit so ill i need to sit and drink herbal tea,
i'm on top of my game, you're on the underside of this playing board,
this is my ring, and you've been floored, dont even ask for more.
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ur shits so lame i dont even got time
my shit so hot i got a train of hot dames
fuck what u sayin, ud never pull ur wesson
nigga im brain damage like eminem speaks
no judgement, so dont worry god will judge
fuck u talkin bout, u aint no thug
u dont wanna die wit a hole out both sides ur mug
tell me why i feel like speakin to the streets is a must
maybe its cause u shouldnt be like us
Re: Diss the bitch above you
monday to sunday i run this gay weight
along with the train that left em in this stained state
Stressin a gamble on who pull a wesson
testin on a guess I hope to God your blessed
Cause Im bout to manifest judgments you contest
nothing less agreed to by the rest the measure of a thug
death a thug shrug holes throu a mug and ditches get dug
its appointed unto every man to die
but are you alive while you play a lie
I dont just speak I live it in these streets
I am what you speak and beyond what you think
and I confess yes you shouldnt want to be like us
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His name is an obvious plot, its litterly begging to be flipped
spitting hot when you kiss piss, your killing?, zoom in and lets us see
Your finisher kissed ass, then "flipped" and linked like human centipede,
your seeing me twice like double feature, your spazing , having a seziure
talk your game, speak rookie to the Fana, never melt metal at the pier
grab the rein, eating cookies like santa, only way your "getting hevier"
Your concpets are flipped of this function, im gold, and you spit brass at the best
and your "body" seems to be in disjunction, they way your ass is on you face
filler
filler
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i suggest you take your spelling lessons seriously
cause it seems to me that you suffer from extreme idiocy
i rape this pussy viciously, dismiss you from this industry
you lack the skillery,my verbal scape's painted ingeniusly
i spray toxic flames & punish lames with burning blades
so make way, fore i deform your frame with demonic plagues
and blow you up to pieces, or flush you down like faeces
feed your corpse to canibal witches, you finished
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mackzimus is a lame whack who doesnt even spell his name right,
shows up to bingo bruised n cut like his results from MMA fights,
macksimus? please fool, you're quite absurd,
ill leave his face on fire, like 3rd degree burns,
whackness is a symtom hopefully its not contageous,
this lames good? hell now thats outrayegeous
too afraid to battle for real in the front lines so he hits up cypher,
mad because i took his woman and i one nighted her,
hes an ass like a donkey and he's a legend for bein ridiculed,
call up mr. t, but i ain't playin this fool
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Jeffry igotta say yuhr rhymes aint fresh gee
iaint tryna be mean when i say this
but yuhr even gayer than clay aiken is
Yuh needa check yuhr spellING or work on that delivery cas yo raps just aint that compelling
I could go on and drop bombs,
but according to yo moms
yuh look like the hunchback of notre dAHM
yuhr lines are wack and tired
when people look at yuh their eyes tend to catch on fire
yo raps are so corny they belong ina church choir
Yuhr spinal cord needs ta be corrected with sum straight wire
yuhr rhymes are perplexing and bitches tell me that you rapping aint sexy bcus its like an elderly person with narclepsy that died while flexing so stop pretending cas im bound to be offending
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(Was told to go hard on a random person)
Its obvious someones a little slow and got R's on test,
and its a definite the user above is considered retarded at best,
Another victim of incest was forced to rap,so yea his past is iffy,
While he wrote that crap he was getting raped..................
so he frantically gripped the shift key
Quote:
Originally Posted by
definite
Yuh needa check yuhr spellING or work on that delivery cas yo
yuh look like the hunchback of notre dAHM offending
young definite apparently raps like he has dyslexia
and when he was 2 the doctors fed him "talent" but he developed anorexia
lol wow this dude is sad, if he's "to gay to post" why come out the closet now?
WIth 7 comments under his belt, joining a rap website must have made his father proud,
I don't know enough about defadick but I do know he's a new fag
Insults what I do best, If my punchlines were guns best believe I left this dude in a body bag
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Who tha hell is this stinking piece of shit whispering in the wind
Be a man for a minute, bring your feet to the battle field
Lets compete and see who leaves the ring with broken ribs
Fuck your old regime, its a new era and i'm the chosen king
You weak and limp but i go hard like a swollen dick
Rape you so deep till your ovums split, i got you groaning bitch
I'm chronically ill and smoking with skills
Dont get me pissed or you get flipped to the coven pits
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I'll leave this prick in ashes, Which proves I can match the masses
I checked in and checked out, I just wanted to put my cash in
my flow Penetrates minds with rhymes and Incinerates Fools with grace,
Set flames to Mackzimus head,his avatar's what remains of his face,
Went to his girls house, and put her up top cause she wanted to go higher,
She likes the height, and when I hit it, her face turns white I call her "Ghost rider",
Ripped the guts out her neck, blended it with Fruit juice and made a smoothie,
Nicholas cage's life is similar Rayge's, but when he met his rival he didn't die in the movie,
the user above me is a real "hot head", His breath set's flames to his house
the "Shit whispering in the wind" You stated was just the gust that put it out
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^^^
lol I heard of a Lassel..or a castle but what the fuck is a Razo
hes a craiglist dater but, they wont respond to this ass hole
In fact though , tommorrow im gonna meet with this pricks ho
and fuck her face until i loosen the cartlige in her chin bone
then call RAZ's home phone cause he cant afford a nextel or a ring tone
caught em in the house alone with his grand ma playing ping pong
lol just having fun early
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You might put in your best effort, but theres no point in stressing the method
Ive been annointed to be the god, while you hating like Herod
I perfected my flow but your rhyme's filled up with silly errors
Do me a favor homie drop the mic and get the hell off
You poor but im well off, you jealous and you hate to see my stash box swell up
Hoping and praying that im gonna be caught up in a set up
But i keep my head strong while yours is getting chopped off
You cunt soft and it doesn't take much to make your pulse stop
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If theses are your lyrics perfected
then i would hate to see your failures
it seems your ass and brain are connected
Of coarse my girls pussy is soft if thats what you mean
what are you fucking the grass green?
you make rappers happy
cause your lyrics are so sappy
every ryhme you made was wack
your such a hack
get the hell off the bat
i'm the rapping sluth
making home runs
doing it like babe ruth