If you are bored thread.

Unbore yourself. I am quite old.

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Any of you delinquents eating roast beef today?

nah i sent your mom home yesterday so today i’m having an hiv prevention cocktail.

You took the hiv cocktail alright when you shoved a few cubic miles worth of cock in your tailpipe.

Sometimes if I close my eyes and just listen, I can hear the sound of a lot of stupid ass mf people that live in my building.

Well, most of 'em are screwing.

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Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic

Well, most of 'em are screwing.

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Nah. They're smoking crack and/or PCP then geeking. Or beating the shit out of each other. Or abusing their children. It's an ugly world. Hopefully all these UFOs are aliens that are sick of our shit and bout to start the next great reset.

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Nah. They're smoking crack and/or PCP then geeking. Or beating the shit out of each other. Or abusing their children. It's an ugly world. Hopefully all these UFOs are aliens that are sick of our shit and bout to start the next great reset.

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I was trying to be optimistic. Though if teenagers are taking beatings this is good.

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You took the hiv cocktail alright when you shoved a few cubic miles worth of cock in your tailpipe.

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that would’ve been funnier if you’d said pubic miles. ur mom would’ve def said pubic miles & we’d have laughed about it until she plopped me back into her mouth & resumed throatage.

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Hopefully all these UFOs are aliens that are sick of our shit and bout to start the next great reset.

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nah. no such thing as aliens, in the context of little green men from space, anyway. interdimensional entities that have coexisted beside us since the dawn of mankind, subtly influencing human events throughout our existence, yes. if anyone thinks things are bad now, you’re not gonna want to be around when these beings reveal themselves publicly.

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… if teenagers are taking beatings this is good.

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hmph.. seems you’re alright after all. /nods slowly and approvingly

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that would’ve been funnier if you’d said pubic miles. ur mom would’ve def said pubic miles & we’d have laughed about it until she plopped me back into her mouth & resumed throatage.

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nah. no such thing as aliens, in the context of little green men from space, anyway. interdimensional entities that have coexisted beside us since the dawn of mankind, subtly influencing human events throughout our existence, yes. if anyone thinks things are bad now, you’re not gonna want to be around when these beings reveal themselves publicly.

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hmph.. seems you’re alright after all. /nods slowly and approvingly

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This means a lot coming from you, Penis Choke.

you know what else means a lot? “copious”

as in, you must smoke copious amounts of crack before posting half the shit you post lol.

Why do you assume such things? Would I be spot on if I was to correlate your disregard for capitalizing the first words of your sentences to an insatiable hunger that long ago crossed all thresholds into the realm of addiction that only the feeling of an organically glazed prostate could (barely) satiate?

i assume such because anyone who thinks about dick and, specifically, dick interacting with ass, ass that is particularly male in nature - as much as you do, one could only come to one singular final numero uno no taksie backsie conclusion: you have A-CRACK ADICKTION LOL

GET IT?? ahHaha

You totally have and use astrology butt plugs.

ew. astrology is for fat, dye haired lesbians & homoandrogynous niggas who horde cats & need the cosmos to tell them how to live their lives in a manner less shittily.