1 Jew = 1.5 Asian = 2 Europeans = 4 African Americans = 0* Latinos (white collar)
1 African American = -1* Latinos = 2 Europeans = 5 Asians = Undefined* Jews (blue collar)
1 cokehead = 18 potheads
1 man = 4 women (physical labour, task oriented)
1 woman = 3 men + keg of beer (work requiring emotional bonding and bitching)
1 ugly = 2 beautiful (workload)
1 beautiful = 5 ugly (benefits and promotion)
Equal Opportunity = does not compute
*Inaccuracy due to insufficient legal data.