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Thread: Week 7 Round 1: Chemist(4-6) vs. Joe Boston(4-7) *JB Wins*

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    Week 7 Round 1: Chemist(4-6) vs. Joe Boston(4-7) *JB Wins*




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    Tbh, there couldn't be a more level-playing field than Chemist a.k.a Billy Nye vs. Joey muthafuckin Boston. This battle could go to Chemist depending on how strong JB's accent is feeling at the time of him posting his bar. Alsooo...this battle could go to Chemist if JB's punchline is longer than Chem's set-up. I'm not into mathematics, but I believe that concept is called a RECIPROCAL. Think about it, if you flip JB & Chem's bars, you'd notice that Chem has longer set-ups and JB has longer punchlines. Imagine if they teamed up for a tag tourney. *shivers like a crack addict* Jesus Christ. Their damn bars would run off the computer screen. lmaooo, I'm done. Joe would probably tell Chem his 50-word set-up doesn't have enough current events tied into it. LMAO. Okay, I'm done forreal now. Goodluck you faggots.

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    Re: Week 7 Round 1: Chemist(4-6) vs. Joe Boston(4-7)

    Lmao check gl @Chemist

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    Re: Week 7 Round 1: Chemist(4-6) vs. Joe Boston(4-7)

    lol good shit

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    Re: Week 7 Round 1: Chemist(4-6) vs. Joe Boston(4-7)

    Lost to smash last week really think battlin somethin u should be persuing?
    Beat with such a lil chem forceplay it made diddy say fuck the next Badboy Reunion

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    Re: Week 7 Round 1: Chemist(4-6) vs. Joe Boston(4-7)

    if he cross my path, i'll leave him heartless with more of these real big clips
    i'm quick to throw-n-boss tin around like Dorothy with a bitch fit

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    Re: Week 7 Round 1: Chemist(4-6) vs. Joe Boston(4-7) *Open For Votes*

    Decent battle...
    Chem- pts on attempted np but i jus wasnt feelin it
    Jb- nice wp wit the personal...funny too

    V- jb

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    Re: Week 7 Round 1: Chemist(4-6) vs. Joe Boston(4-7) *Open For Votes*

    Vote Chem

    I don't like forced rhymes. Some of these rhymes only sound good if your saying them with a weird voice inflection, and that only works if your eminem.

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    Re: Week 7 Round 1: Chemist(4-6) vs. Joe Boston(4-7) *Open For Votes*

    Thought this was a terrible battle, I'm not satisfied by either bars here. I felt like JB's Badboy reference was just ineffective and made no literal sense, it felt like one of those middle school roast sessions where somebody would be like "you so full of Bullshit the basketball team got kicked out of the league*; basic and undeveloped concepts. Chemist's was nonsensical and wack to me. I cant believe you chose doing that in an attempt to use a Wizard of Oz reference bro...

    Vote: JB because "boss tin" is way more wack than "lil chem forceplay"

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