You sound unusually used to getting abused on a Slo Mo Jam...
Response? Nope.
I walked up to Hope Solo.
Said, "Excuse me and "no homo" ma'am, but I'd kindly like to see a VIVID promo with you and your backup goalie Jan-
doing shockers and handstands and literal clitoral laps while I jackoff in the World Cup-
....or at least in the grandstands.
No offense is meant.. If that joke was too cold for your tent..
But I'll be seated safely on the other side on this LOCO-motive
When you ram splat into a bridge tunnel opening
as you attempt to promote your self-loathing and faux-'Go HAM' clothing brand...
'Facing your book's last selfie-
screaming "Woah Shit Man!!!!" into your mobile & y'about-to-be-severed-head is strapped to a fuckin' GoPro Cam??!!!!
'Changed like the Hope since '08 in Ohio... I'm Solo. Hans
and Franz pumped me up & now my muscles bulge through the arms holes of an old polo
I guess now...
I'll crawl back underground- for a while at least, sheeeeit...
By now people must see that's my style.
...Said the vocal local yokel
yodeling- channelin' Yoda
as his old soulmate Olga struts yoga poses tough
..in an oddy-knockity all white room on an orange sofa..
This Clock Works.
Just check out these miniature gears..
He's been here for years.
With a mental that's all bent on throwing lends to his peers
And a #2 Pencil with endlessly sharpened lead designed to dredge up them fears
And toss 'em.
Mr. "Just Get Lost", became: Mr. "Awwwe shit.. He might be secretly awesome".
C'mon Mr. Moderator. Mr. Bob Damma Layta. I'm rippin' up pages..
'Gotta sage way o' uncagin'...cajun...rage.... in phrases...
In phases...
Wtf? You thought that- I'm just sayin' it.
Cynical critics can get it with an icepick.
They might just pick apart this art disguised as a nice quip.
No bullshit- you didn't like this?
Licensed Electrician on the job.. Yeah, buddy- I snip.
Woah.
2 sold out shows in Kokomo & now I'm global.
#yolo
Endorse these royalty checks from Wheaties
.....staring blankly at this bowl of Total.
Grand Champions.... kickin' up red hot chill cypherous ant hill anthems and-
grandiose plans of crashin' Bonnaroo and opening 4Phantogram......[on- the- What?]
Yeah, homie you better kill it.
In that show you do, they better be sold-it's-You.
They'll base your whole friggin' spirit & image within it.
Without it.
Will this script flip and inflict incisions on bitches dismissive of 90's rhythms?
Decisions... decisions.. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... check out these bizarre...'isms
I Reasonably Doubt it.