Roses are red, this loner is dead,
You'd rather play Halo,
I'd rather put one over your head,
You like Britney and Puma,
You may not think you're a loser,
But that changes when you take into account you stalk women at Hooters,
And look like your shoes came free with a mobility scooter,
Your life is how idiots experience things in life passing,
Like being off beat in a group of people synchronized clapping,
You once heard someone criticize fapping so you quit & tried rapping but I don't think you'll die laughing,
First choice of the wussy select,
The day you decided on becoming a vet,
Was when you felt your neighbours dog dry humping your leg & realized your pussy was wet