"Mustard crushed it, mang, bap with Stang, I'm like a Thang you must have,
Get on that, play Rust, lad! Bust nasty, I'm MC Dastardly,
Scuffed and crashly, puff, then pass to me,
H.H.I, fast to master, shady vocals baitin' rap locals, loco, battlin',
Soulfully, takin' 'em back, keepin' the tempo bold, you see,
Simple at the start in the dot matrix, spittin' lines, shapeshift,
Rap hatrix, switch tactics like glitchin' in the mainframe, striking matchsticks,
Your beard is as patchy as a mohawk on an apatchy,
Stayin' savage, takin' advantage, breakin' the rap game,
Till folks take aim, got a plan to tame,
But it's a massive game, opportunity lost,
Caught in the cost, pert'nen'ce to the lost