RW WK7: Slayerr. & daveDILLY vs FaQEyeReddit & Virbius (OPEN FOR VOTES)

[Bag Mandela]

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Tag Team Battle
Just 4 guys tag teaming each other

Bars due Saturday 18th January
Public voting closes Tuesday 21st January
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Overall public vote = 1 vote
MV’s vote = 1 vote
Bags vote = 1 vote
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12 lines per team

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Posting explanations / references below your bars is strongly recommended.
Rebuttals, late drops (unless you have a 24hr ext) & no shows are an instant loss.
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@Slayerr. & @daveDILLY vs @FaQEyeReddit & @Virbius

[daveDILLY]

here
slay i will send u 3bars

[Slayerr.]

here
slay i will send u 3bars

Calm, disregard my last dm. welcome back

[Virbius]

Key
Virbius: black
FaQ: pink

Hey why do I have to be pink?
Fine, yours can be in blue then.
Lets go!

So, shall we do six bars each, or, like, swap back and fo…I’m on some terror squad shit like Osam' bitch!
Wait let’s stay calm, sit, and…
We putting C4 on dogs; blew nose like a bomb sniff! I could pop a dirty harry, no sweat, or just arm pits.
Bro I told em you had explosive diarrhoea. that was hard shit.

You’re a mark, David, like Chapman, now you’re aiming for a band?
Just Imagine, like Lennon, having Slayerr as a fan.

Hey Dave, I… Wait, where’s Dave?
I got a gun and…
Shhh. Bro we don’t need to hear about a fatal wound. But last round, that Slayerr goon, he said he'll make you sing. ain’t no way. but they may assume…
I packed ammo which expands on impact and Dave was doomed. Did a dumdum do DD? now you’ve changed your tune!

But where’s Dave at?
I had him wrapped in rope over some dumb rivalry, I asked Slayerr how I should slay Dave when I’m done finally…
Now there’s blood and guts everywhere and he’s slumped lifelessly, why? coz the guy replied “untieDilly!”

For real?
Nah.
I’mma kill Dave Dilly in front of his son tomorrow, make him face death.
He’s a daddy but I’m gonna take out dd… just a day left!
I’ll kill him readily, speedily, bloodily, we gon have words…
Listing shit ending ‘dily… gotta add-Virb. 
And FaQ!
Shut up.


Explanations:
Hey can I do thNo.
Dirty Harry, no sweat, armpits - armed pitbulls eg. bombs on dogs.
Hey I’ve prepared a sixteen page breakdoAhem.
Aiming for a band- trying to win the cash, also aiming a gun at musicians.
Calling Dave a mark, Mark David Chapman was an obsessed groupie who shot John Lennon from the Beatles eg. having a Slayerr as a fan. ‘Imagine’s a Lennon song.
Last round with the ransom theme Slayerr said he’d make me sing. Dumdums are rounds which expand on impact. Did a dumdum do deedee - singing. I changed my tune from not wanting to hear about the fatal wound, and also from denying that I’m gonna sing.
Asked Slayerr how we should kill Dave but he shouted ‘untie Dilly’ (/untidily) so we killed him in a particularly messy fashion.
We’ll kill Dave Dilly in front of his son, tomorrow. Take the word ‘daddy’ and take out ‘dd’ so the word ‘day’s left.
Readily, speedily, bloodily- Listing things ending Dily. Gotta add Verb to the list as I’m also ending Dilly. Words ending ‘-dily’ are adverbs.
Uh huh

[Slayerr.]

This comp needs to brighten up, trust I’m gonna be making the connection
Virb thinks he’s lighting up the game but really…he’s just on the spectrum
I drop the heat, props to me, virbs a lonely old bird with a dog to keep
N the only crowd that turns up to his performance is his flock of sheep
Living remote must be hard, but here’s the deep thing
So how are meant to remain mentally stable? when that’s what u sleep in
I’m blasting the heat, you two will be defeated coz of what I bring with me
Ironic FAQ eyes double barrelled coz that’s the last thing he’ll see
We had an influx of noobs, and that’s what u came under
FAQ eye wish you’d go back to posting bars on the forums ur names after
Now I shout but reap it with all regret its hard to fit in coz ur boring
So how about I just keep it civil, like the partnership ur in

[Bag Mandela]

This is fire & I'm gonna drop a full breakdown but I'm just gonna note it open for votes til I get chance