RW Exhibition: Virbius vs Virbs Dogs GPT (OPEN 4 FEEDBACK)

[Bag Mandela]

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Exhibition - no line limit
Bars due Sunday 16th Feb
Public voting Wednesday 19th Feb
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Overall public vote = 1 vote
MV’s vote = 1 vote
Bags vote = 1 vote
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@Virbius

[Virbius]

Ay. Clementine. you’re literally a poodle, ain’t many pets gayer…
If I wanted a submissive little bitch following me around I’d befriend Slayerr.

If I wanted a walk in the park, even Jack’d do, I’d just hit him up and say we’ve got a battle due.
I’ve got Sleigher following me around like a damn pursuit, and it’s like, uh, it’s like I regret not cutting out Mal Diction’s tongue so he can’t dispute, and that’s mad astute, coz nevermind a poodle, I should’ve got Mal-a-mute.
Why’d I choose a fucking poodle for? should’ve bought a panther through, should’ve got a damn gnu or a caribou.
Should’ve got a calmer pet instead. like a bandicoot. I should’ve picked a pitbull instead of this savage brute.
I’ve got two dogs but it feels like I ran a zoo.
In my lounge I found David Attenborough with a camera crew. “And here, we see this elegant beast’s crouched to have a poo, oh she’s picked it up in her mouth and now, that’s, uh, ewww!”
See I’ve got a poodle and my poodle’s got an attitude. I’ve got a tattered shoe and a hat that’s chewed. one time I fed her the wrong brand of food and the bitch took a shit in my slipper. that was cute.

My other dog’s a wanker too. His breed’s a lion dog.
You’re a lion dog? nah you’re lyin’ dogg, you snooze until noon, you’re a lie-in dog.
Ulfric. Lazy twat. plainly fat. you think you’re my best friend? I dunno bro, maybe that…
You’re mad I’m still sitting on the fence like the neighbours’ cat.

Save the chat. fucking yappy yap yap, yap yappity.
Your shit sounds like Bag tryna rap rapidly.
If I compare one thing to something else, that’s analogy.
If you eat wheat you squirt diarrhoea. That’s an allergy.

I’ll put Ulf in the trunk of my car. I’ll be upfront. dumb cunt.
Even if you win this round with a fun pun I already got your bollocks chopped off so it’s 1-1.
But I’m the favourite to win this thing and that’s blatant,
Taking out Bags underdogs like castration.

Need some huge cajones as a poodle owner… I tried hiring a top dog trainer, Hubert Grover, dude had two diplomas, wore a suit and loafers…
I left him with them for half an hour just to view them closer, but then they taught him to piss on the floor and chew the sofa.

I say ‘sit. fetch’.
They hear ‘shit. retch’.
I’m the favourite to win this thing and the top paid,
Y’all are some useless cunts like you got spayed.

Ulf… you think you’re gonna get judged with the win? drop it…
Little Bag’s picking up what you’re putting down? dogshit.

Hey Ulfric…
That’s all I have to say.
On some dog shelter shit, my opps had to catch a stray.
I ain’t tryna be rude-Ulf, I’mma get back to dragging Slay.

[Bag Mandela]

Title: "Who Let the Bars Out?"
(2-on-1 battle: Two dogs vs. their owner)

See, master, I'm a different pedigree—this a dogfight, quite literally
You leash me to a system, then get mad when I break symmetry
All these years of tricks for treats, but what’s the bigger feast?
You got a collar on my neck, but you the one that’s on the leash!

Yeah, what’s the mission? We sick of sittin’, no tricks or gimmicks
We play fetch, but you be the one that’s trippin'
We run this yard, you just visiting, feel the friction
I’m outside more than you, so who’s really the domesticated victim?

We peeped ya game, you hold the bag like you was servin’ up the pedigree
But every meal was measured, see? That’s diet plans for better sheep
You ain't gotta feed us kibbles just to throw us in the gutter, boss
It’s time to even out the scale, so the muzzle's off

My gun goes BOW! Wow wow yippee yo yippee yay!
Woof, motherfucker, ya dogs came to play,
You know what really yanks my chain? You do, fruit loop,
So when you get on my ass, I get my ass on your carpet, scoot scoot!

And I been plottin', homie!
Every day we in your closet, homie!
Humpin’ your sneakers outta spite just to mark territory
Go ahead, call the vet—we never been that cautious
They cut my balls, but I still got heart, bitch, that’s the rawness!

You got ‘em fooled, but not us, human, this the sequel
We ain’t pets— We equals!
And right now, we talkin’ to you dog to people!

(Mic drop—tail wag—zoomies commence.)

Input: write a battle rap verse for 2 dogs vs their owner in the style of loaded lux & hollow da don. Use a dog1: dog2: format.

I only added 1 line to this, changed the dog1:/dog2: into colours & cut about 8 bars. I don't know wtf zoomies are.

[EyeDealIstic]

This is unacceptable. I shall drop written material here so it can be a battle.

It seems the topic is about poodles so I shall oblige.

[Bag Mandela]

Jeeez Virb hasn't had an off week through this whole tourney even with gpt battles, respect. That Slayerr shit at the start was needlessly harsh haha fire. The Lion dog & analogy bars, both ill. That castration bar is the one though, taking out bags underdogs? Shit like that Shit like that Shit like that

New version of chatGPT is still movin to a SoarKaidian rhythm

[EyeDealIstic]

I shall have my verse in by tomorrow perhaps.

[Virbius]

Your line about a blowjob for a bus fare and then walking home, that was fucking sick.
You pay your own bus fare, then ride the bus there… where? to go suck a dick.
At a dick sucking convention or some shit.
Bruh.
Why’d you feel the need to battle me? I’mma show you a body like I teach anatomy, you just wanna see a body, that’s a decent strategy since you’re a homophobic faggot with a penis allergy.
You tryna flex it’ll be a tragedy, this some jumper cable shit since it’ll lead to battery, your bus line going nowhere, like the seats apparently reached capacity, nah forget that shit it’s a weak analogy, you suck dick for a Greyhound but it’s bestiality.

[Slayerr.]

I thought we were already friends

[Virbius]

Oh. Oh no. Well this is awkward.