***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

[Bag Mandela]

Golf is shit, I don't practise,
You hang with white old baptists and wide-known pansies,
You drink to forget the rapes, spending life so smashed its
Using port 2 make it through, like Psycho Mantis

[TheShaman]

I'm in a Caddilac with the yak and two chicks from Cincinatti.
Fuck golf. Being a valet is the only way Bag is with the caddie.
And portwine sucks. I got some from Lisbon, but I'd barely import.
A couple shots and Bag has been floored. Guess I'll be the runner up like Happy Gilmore.

[Bag Mandela]

8 years sober, did it all in my preteens in '78,
Don't feel too bad, we all eventually flake n make horrendous mistakes,
You seem keen to battle @EyeDealIstic , he'll just tell you ya gay,
Fitting, all we'll see is shame on you when that egg in ya face

[TheShaman]

How you giving lectures on abstinence when Bag full of booze like West African sachet gin?
Someone grab him an ambulance. Cuz it's a free for all when Bag off the wagon, men.
His face' so pale you'd think flour's on sale. But he's been drinking Egg white like sour cocktails.
Says he's chasing waterfalls like TLC. But think you can stay sober, you must be off the DMT.