You are doomed.

[Chree]

No thanks I don't have time for actual gay people.

[EyeDealIstic]

Because you are busy trying to convert guys to bat against the home team. Got it.

[Bag Mandela]

Haha waiting for almost 5 months to get a battle is a bit of a piss take. I'm down, let me know how many lines & how long you need then I'll set it up.

[EyeDealIstic]

The real victims are the poor poor souls who desired a battle with Mr. Eye all these months.

[Bag Mandela]

The real victims are the poor poor souls who desired a battle with Mr. Eye all these months.

Yes, however they are victims of negative neurodivergence hence the inability to read what you had written, understand it and act upon it to any progressive effects. I do believe they would have become a different kind of victim should the battle have come to fruition.

I recognise I have the advantage of being more active than you atm (at the mo not ass to mouth) so am willing to have restrictions in place, eg you get more lines, I can only write gay bars, no name flips etc, its yolk call (stolen from a xmas cracker) (not really but could've been)

[EyeDealIstic]

Nobody has truly expressed desire for this competition to occur all these months.