LLL Chat (New Season)

[EyeDealIstic]

Nobody wants to hear you and him and a bunch of dudes moaning while it sounds like you're giving each other high fives in a sauna for minutes on end.

[John Noir]

Nobody wants to hear you and him and a bunch of dudes moaning while it sounds like you're giving each other high fives in a sauna for minutes on end.

https://on.soundcloud.com/W65tzjJsdapDdb24A

[The Archetype]

Arch I have a live battle related question

Was it a requirement that participants had to wear fitted caps and touch their noses no less than every one minute?

Lmao... I know hats are usually just a way to rep your hood. As far as the nose touching, mine was a nervous tick. I hate being in front of people. Even while I was teaching, my nose would start to sweat. I'd get super self conscious that the sweat i was feeling was actually a booger hanging out, so I'd constantly wipe my nose. Looked like I had a coke problem lmao

[John Noir]

Lmao... I know hats are usually just a way to rep your hood. As far as the nose touching, mine was a nervous tick. I hate being in front of people. Even while I was teaching, my nose would start to sweat. I'd get super self conscious that the sweat i was feeling was actually a booger hanging out, so I'd constantly wipe my nose. Looked like I had a coke problem lmao

Pretty sure that’s autism

[KnoXville.]

I can gather by the context that this was an attempt to insult that fellow BUT a good insult generally is tailored to the individual.
Can you really insult a fish by telling it that it's a bitch at flying?

What am I getting at? You and that Jack fellow are probably going to fuck if in somewhat immediate proximity of each other.

Stop sucking so much dick at night your brain is clouded you fruit cup.

[YG]

Pretty sure that’s autism

Pretty sure you’re just a fucking idiot

[Spree]

Lmfao

[EyeDealIstic]

Stop sucking so much dick at night your brain is clouded you fruit cup.

Your primary directive seems to be using your buttocks as a greeting point for saucy sailors.

[YG]

Lmao... I know hats are usually just a way to rep your hood. As far as the nose touching, mine was a nervous tick. I hate being in front of people. Even while I was teaching, my nose would start to sweat. I'd get super self conscious that the sweat i was feeling was actually a booger hanging out, so I'd constantly wipe my nose. Looked like I had a coke problem lmao

I feel you my dude, wasn’t calling you out about it specifically or anything, just something I noticed while watching past live battle clips. I swear it’s a rarity that someone does not touch their nose. I always thought it was because dudes were just geeked up on coke before their battles and all that, but I understand how it could be a nervous tick type of thing. Respect to you for even having the balls to do some live shit

You ever look back on your old battles?

[John Noir]

I feel you my dude, wasn’t calling you out about it specifically or anything, just something I noticed while watching past live battle clips. I swear it’s a rarity that someone does not touch their nose. I always thought it was because dudes were just geeked up on coke before their battles and all that, but I understand how it could be a nervous tick type of thing. Respect to you for even having the balls to do some live shit

You ever look back on your old battles?

Wipe your mouth after youre done with him bro

[YG]

Having a normal conversation doesn’t equate to sucking someone off

If you weren’t an incel with the educational development of a 1st grader you would understand

[The Archetype]

I feel you my dude, wasn’t calling you out about it specifically or anything, just something I noticed while watching past live battle clips. I swear it’s a rarity that someone does not touch their nose. I always thought it was because dudes were just geeked up on coke before their battles and all that, but I understand how it could be a nervous tick type of thing. Respect to you for even having the balls to do some live shit

You ever look back on your old battles?

Every once in a while. Not often lol

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Wipe your mouth after youre done with him bro

Why are you so angry?

[EyeDealIstic]

Every once in a while. Not often lol

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Why are you so angry?

He's angry because he released a so-called "track" that was just a bunch of men moaning while what sounds like macaroni and cheese stirring played in the background and it was met with stark indifference because nobody wanted to listen to a bunch of men moaning while what sounds like macaroni and cheese stirring in the background.

Worse yet someone else copy-pasted his track and got rave reviews. No amount of premium vibrating polyurethane penises have seemed to help, and rest assured this is not from lack of quantity, quality OR effort.

[YG]

Every once in a while. Not often lol

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Why are you so angry?

He wasn’t given enough attention as a child, never had any real friends and has never felt the touch of a woman. Except for when his prostitute of a mother slapped him in the back of the head for wanting to use the family’s yearly gallon of milk for half an extra bowl of Wheat Flakes. He uses his iPhone 6 recording app as a microphone for his “songs”

I hope he stubs his toe on the leg of a coffee table everyday for the rest of his life

[EyeDealIstic]

He wasn’t given enough attention as a child, never had any real friends and has never felt the touch of a woman. Except for when his prostitute of a mother slapped him in the back of the head for wanting to use the family’s yearly gallon of milk for half an extra bowl of Wheat Flakes. He uses his iPhone 6 recording app as a microphone for his “songs”

I hope he stubs his toe on the leg of a coffee table everyday for the rest of his life

Are you left with permanent frowns because you didn't get slapped by an octopus across the eyeballs as a child?

If the answer is no it's probably because you never had any desire for this and the thought of it brings you disgust.
This is how that fellow feels about the touch of a female as it is something he is strongly adverse to. Very, very adverse towards.

And how the fuck are you going to do Wheat Flakes dirty like that; all Wheat Flakes have ever done is try and be a part of a balanced and nutritious breakfast. He doesn't touch any cereal because he is gravely concerned it would go right to his thighs and thus reduce his pool of potential male suitors.